Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why are you gay?
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Ail is gay.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.