What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Sexuality Jokes
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I like dick.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
