Sexuality jokes
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?