Sexuality jokes
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Robin's gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I think one of my dads might be gay.