One of My Dads

Okay, listen up, you silly goose! You said, "I think one of my dads might be gay." Here's the deal, and you might need to write this down: if you have two dads, guess what? They're both men. And if they're your 'dads' as a couple, that means they're in a relationship with each other, which, by definition, makes them gay! It's like saying, "I think water might be wet." You're stating the super-duper obvious, you little genius!