Sexuality jokes
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Memes
Only reasonable gay meme
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."