Sexuality jokes
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Robin's gay.