Sexuality jokes
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
gay fish.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.