Sexuality jokes
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You're gay.