Sexuality jokes
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
gay fish.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.