Sexuality jokes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Memes
There are only 2 genders
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.