Sexuality jokes
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?