Sexuality jokes
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Memes
There are only 2 genders
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.