Finding Jesus

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My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, smarty pants! So this dude says he wants to "find Jesus," right? The mom is all happy because she thinks he's gonna get religious. But BAM! Turns out he's gonna off himself. Get it? You are a silly goose.

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  • Comments (1)

  • I don't get it...I must be too old! Btw, don't find a noose my friend, joke or not...your life is what Christ suffered for.

    Humiliated Kingfisher

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