Sexuality jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
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What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.