Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Dad

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Memes

Man

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Man

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Surprise

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Casualty

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Pedophile

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

Partner

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Tricycle

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

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  • Church

    Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

    Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

    Man

    What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

    They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

    Position

    Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

    Probably top.

    Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

    Brother

    What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

    They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.