Sexuality jokes

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.