Sexuality jokes
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.