Sexuality jokes
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood ๐ฉธ when punched.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Memes
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Bisexuals arenโt gay.
Bisexuals arenโt straight.
Theyโre graight! ๐
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!