Sexuality Jokes

Gay.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

when you find out your best friend is gay

A light-haired, anime-style character with a surprised expression.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

I'm gay.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)