Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
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what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet just open the door
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
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What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
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I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
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My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
