Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they’re always coming out of the closet
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started…”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you… Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
why is orphan so scared of the dark they don’t have a dad to check the closet,
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They don’t have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of
Why’s it so hard to come out of the closet just open the door
why can’t an orphan be gay they don’t have a closet to hide in
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
- When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
- Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
- Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
- Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
- Was this funny?
when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said