Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
