Baby

Anonymous

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

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Depression

A Ghost...

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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Offensive

Cheesedick

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

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Surprise

Anonymous

What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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Straight

dankmemester

what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

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Puns

Butters Stotch

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Sister

Lizzy

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Hanger

Anonymous

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

People

Anonymous

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

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America

Scarlet Witch

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They don’t have a closet to come out of.

Dwarf

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?
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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton

There sent 13 scelitions in my closet

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Virgin

Anonymous

when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet

Die

Anonymous

Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don’t fear him anymore

Puns

Ronan Big Forehead MANS

How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

Puns

Anonymous

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES

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Woman

Charlie

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

Car

Anonymous

Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can’t it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it

Priest

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary

Means

Anonymous

What do you call a born again heteroflexable male that is a christain nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that he is a gay man that is in the closet he should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means by necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between u your uncle your dad one didn’t go in the closet