Sexuality jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
You're gay.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
gay fish.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.