What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Sexuality Jokes
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
