Sexuality jokes
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
I like dick.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
There are only 2 genders
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.