Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.

Heterosexual

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

Bisexual.

Divorce

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

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    • Comeback

    Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

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    • Memes

    Sexuality memes

    Race Car

    A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."

    So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

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    • Guy

    I'm hertophobic -

    aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.

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    • LGBTQ

    I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

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    • Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

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    • Man

    What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

    Allergy

    There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!