My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Real Pains in the Ass
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The joke plays on the stereotype that being gay involves anal sex, and the cousin is actually complaining about being made fun of. The narrator then uses the misconception of the stereotype to make a comeback about the cousin having literal pain in the ass.