did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
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What comes up on small oceans micro waves
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
I put the tin foil in the microwave ma
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
