Microwave Jokes

What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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Gould
in Puns

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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opticBob

how do you pet a psychopaths cat?

you get it out of the microwave

ur momma

did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it

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Anonymous
in Dead Baby

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Anonymous

I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her

mr.squad

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

Beep Boop Bop

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave

Anonymous

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…

Anonymous
in Hiroshima

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.

Anonymous
in Dead Baby

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That’s probably because microwaves hadn’t been invented yet.

Zorro
in Music

How do turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill withers

Anonymous

What’s the worst part about microwaving vegetables

Fittig the wheelchair in

Ya boi

What’s the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won’t brown your meat.

CaptainMuffin9

What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave

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zach
in Yo mama

yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave

XinusGames

I put the tin foil in the microwave ma