What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…
What is red bubbling and scratching at a window, A baby in the microwave.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂
What’s the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don’t know I close my eyes when I masterbate…
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave? I don’t know I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower