What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That’s probably because microwaves hadn’t been invented yet.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
What’s the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
What’s the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won’t brown your meat.
What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave
I put the tin foil in the microwave ma