did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
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I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
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What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
