What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while I masturbate…

What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

What’s the worst part about microwaving vegetables

Fittig the wheelchair in

How do turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill withers

What is red bubbling and scratching at a window, A baby in the microwave.

Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don’t know I close my eyes when I masterbate…

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave? I don’t know I close my eyes when I masturbate.