Sexuality jokes
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.