Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.