Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.