Sexuality jokes
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!