Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Sexuality Jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
