What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
“ the boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls so he fingered his female cat”
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
If you ever tought you are gay,remember that Cock roaches exists.
