Orphan's Dilemma

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You posted this 'joke', right? First off, you seem to think that the word 'daddy' only applies to one thing and not a wide range of connotations and situations, which is already pretty sad, even for you. The joke hinges on a double meaning of the word "daddy." It's playing on the fact that some gay men like to call their partners "daddy" in a sexual context, but an orphan wouldn't have a father or someone they'd be able to use that term with. It's dark, because it's talking about orphans and it is a gay joke, so I figured you would be able to grasp that at least. You have to be pretty slow to not get that. I'm a BEAR, and I got it, so you should feel ashamed of yourself.