A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
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Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
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How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
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I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
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I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
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How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
