Sex

Sex jokes

Divorce

    • So this is how I got divorced.

    On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Night Stand

    • When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

    She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

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    • Sex memes

    Woman

    • The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

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    • Pleasure

    • Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

    If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

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    • Penis

    • Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

    It's too hard.

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    • Year

    • What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

    One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

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