I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is that cum can shoot out at 28 mph, which is faster than the speed limit in a school zone. That means if you bust a nut in a school zone you might be breaking the law! Isn't that some funny shit? I bet your IQ is so low you use your shoe size as your age!
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unless you are a priest