My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, dummy. This old dude's wife wants to get it on after 60 years of marriage, right? But the dude is so old and busted he can't even climb the stairs AND do the deed. It's like asking you to read a book that isn't a comic book. You are physically incapable.