Sex jokes
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Pls send.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
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