Sex jokes
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣