Sex jokes
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
penis balls cum <3
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.