Sex jokes
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Rajdeep
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.