Sex jokes
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
penis.
I like penis.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
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