Sex jokes

Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

penis.

I like penis.

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].