So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didnβt want them..
Wouldnβt want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex !
son said to father last night was the best you and mom father said yeah me you and your mother had sex song said it was fun licking her P***** father said I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did did it feel good son said yes it was wanna do it again tomorrow father said YES BUT without your mom well suck each others dick and lick it and bite and shove each others dick next to each other son said yeah and if we do it again lets have mom and my girlfriend join next time father said ok its time to go to bed son son said ok love u can u and mom sleep with me without your clothes father said ok but you have to promise to go to bed son said ok see u thereππ π π π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦πππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
If God didnβt mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
If Emma feel had a penny every time someone gave her header she she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and trump her third legged bitch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
How do you know if youβve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What's the difference between sex and gender.
you can't have gender with your sister.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.
What is gay - curious π€ π³ π¬ π¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a π¨ π© π¨ bisexual man π¨ π¨ π© π² π² π² does it cycle now? π² π² π² π’ π sorry for your luck π― honey it sucks πͺ π π to be you
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they donβt see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said βI had the best day ever,β I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him βwas she a good lookin blond?β And he said β oh I donβt know I didnβt find her headβ
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: my grandma walk in while I was knife raping my wife.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids. On a desk in pure isolation.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say itβs their harsh, economic expansion thatβs unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
