Sex jokes
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
There are more than two genders.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
"Dick me down shorts."