Sex

Sex jokes

Chick

    • How do fuck a really fat chick?

    Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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    • Sex memes

    Incest

    • The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

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    • Phone Number

    • So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

    Triplet

    • I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

    And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

    AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

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    • Rape

    • My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

    We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

    Loop

    • If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

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    • Neighbor

    • I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

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