Sex jokes
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
penis balls cum <3
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!