Sex jokes
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?