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Fart

    • But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

    After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

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    • Show

    • Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

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    • Sex memes

    Pussy

    • There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

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    • Fish

    • Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”

    Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”

    Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”

    Ex-girlfriend: “20!”

    Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”

    Mate

    • Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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    • Dick

    • Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

    Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

    Hairline

    • I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

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    • Boob

    • What do boobs and toys have in common?

    Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

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    • Rainbow

    • So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

    And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

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