Sex

Sex jokes

Arabic

  • Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

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  • Condom

  • Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

    Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

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  • Transportation

  • It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

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  • Man

  • A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

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  • Cock

  • I've been told I've got a perfect cock.

    She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.

    Loop

  • If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

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  • Vagina

  • Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

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  • Religion

  • There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

    In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

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