Sex

Sex jokes

Girl

    • One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

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    • Condom

    • A guy and his girl just finished making love.

    Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

    The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

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    • Sex memes

    Girl

    • I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

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    • Whale

    • So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

    The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

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    • Student

    • A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

    For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

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    • Sex life

    • My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

    Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

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    • Sister

    • What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

    Nothing, he just started wanking.

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