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Dad

  • Dad fucked Mom.

    Mom fucked son.

    Son fucked sister.

    Sister fucked dog.

    Dog fucked cat.

    Cat fucked bird.

    Bird fucked fish.

    Fish fucked Dad.

    Dad really liked it!

    Bed

  • She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

    Cousin

  • My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

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  • Dentist

  • "I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

    He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

    Chainsaw

  • What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

    Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

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  • Calorie

  • They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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  • Blowjob

  • What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

    They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

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  • House

  • Lady: I am going to come to your house.

    Man: Ok.

    An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

    Man: You are going to cum to my house!

    And then he fucks her.

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