Sex jokes
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"