Sex jokes
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.