Sex

Sex jokes

Hooker

  • This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

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  • Rape

  • There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

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  • Lady

  • Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

    One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

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  • Sister

  • What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

    Nothing, he just started wanking.

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  • Orphan

  • So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

    Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

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  • Whore

  • Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

    What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

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