Sex jokes
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Pussy = drugs.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Vagina?
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
What hangs low?
Balls.