Sex

Sex jokes

Titty

    • I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

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    • Sex memes

    Lady

    • Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

    One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

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    • Cucumber

    • A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

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    • Woman

    • Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

    That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

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    • Period

    • Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

    Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

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    • Necrophilia

    • Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

    That's what happened to my dog.

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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