Sex

Sex jokes

Job

    • When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

    So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

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    • Sex memes

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    • What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

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    • Jack

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.

    Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.

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    • Dildo

    • Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

    Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

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    • Transportation

    • It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

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    • Fence

    • My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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    • Dildo

    • So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

    Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

    PENIS PENIS

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