Sex jokes

There are only two genders.

Rajdeep

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Swallow cum, not gum.

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

What do you call snowmen having sex?

A snowjob.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

I have sex.

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.