Sex jokes
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?