Sex jokes
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
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The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.