Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Would I be considered as a homo because I have sex at home
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Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbours grandma!
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If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
Money is power and power is sex. Sex is ex and ex is virgin.
A man ate a be to mechanical sexting but he was to be uh sex be vagina penis he want sex but dumb
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TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
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she’s a 10 but she doesn’t like sex
"Don't have sex" -Jake
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
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