Sex jokes
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Porn *sex noises*
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I'm gay.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.