Sex jokes
I sucked your mom's anus.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What hangs low?
Balls.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.