Ejaculation

Ejaculation Jokes

Pedophile

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

Baby

What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.

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  • Cum

    I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

    Gay

    Girls Are Yummy Stupid

    Are Really Erectable

    Tasty Honey Ejaculable

    Booty Everything Sucking Titties

    Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

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  • Prostate exam

    My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

    That being said I wish he hadn't!

    Rainbow

    So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

    And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

    Mom

    As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

    Problem

    Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

    A: He believes in the second cumming.