Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
