Ejaculation jokes

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

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Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

That being said I wish he hadn't!

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.