Ejaculation jokes
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I cummed on the alley.
I'm about to cum!
penis balls cum <3
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Community talk
stop. im going to EJACULATE everywhere!!!
TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.