That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
(Me) Hey bro tell me a joke! (My friend) Your mom *Starts Laughing* (Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him* At this moment he knew he fucked up.
