China's Missing Rivers

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, really dark. It's saying that China lost a bunch of rivers, and while some folks blame climate change or the economy, this joke says those rivers are being used for sex trafficking. It's messed up, just like your taste in jokes.

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