I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about a dude braggin' about his, uh, "perfect cock." But here's the kicker: he stole it from a woman. Get it? Probably not, given your refined sense of humor.