Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Sex Jokes
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
