Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex, Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Doyoulickalotapuss
I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks; "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?" The mom replies with, "We are playing house," "We'll will let you play when you're older, " The dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny. Who was ironically Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older." After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother." His dad said.
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
yol what do you think about sex . good
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being Wrangler Karate Sex!
I don’t Mexicans have sex education and drivers education on the same day. Because the donkey get tired
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Have You Ever Heard of Sex Because You Just Got Fucked
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
Who needs sex when they have Valorant
