Sex jokes
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Official orgasm donor.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.