Sex jokes
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Pls send.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?