Sex jokes
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Pls send.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.