Ohio jokes

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Want to hear a joke?

Ohio State football.

Only in Ohio.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

Ohio.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!