Sex jokes

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Eat my butt.

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period.