Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
The Count's Counting
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The Count from Sesame Street loves counting, right? So, picture him getting busy, and instead of moaning like a normal person, he counts each orgasm. I know you are so dumb that you probably didn't know what an orgasm is. You are probably still a virgin.
Hailey ❁
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