If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who thinks he's got a shot with Selena Gomez after Justin Bieber dumps her. He's fantasizing about getting her to his place and using "sex medicine" to get her in the mood. Which, I hate to break it to you, is not how things work in the real world. You probably didn't understand that because you have the same brain capacity as a chicken nugget.