Orgasm Jokes

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?" Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father..."

Official orgasm donor

What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them

There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.