What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
Elijah Palmer
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup? They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.