What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Sex Jokes
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Pls send.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
I just had sex.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
