Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Orphans don't have parents, get it? And the punchline plays on the 'daddy' thing some folks are into during sexy time. No parents means no 'daddy.' Geddit? This is not that hard to understand, unless you are from San Francisco.