Sex jokes
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.