Sex

Sex jokes

Wife

    • My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

    I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

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    • Bubba

    • A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"

    Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"

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    • Sex memes

    Fetus

    • What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

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    • Penis

    • My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

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