Roses are red

Alright listen up buttercup, so basically the man is tryna be all poetic and romantic-like, but then he drops a bomb and accuses the woman of enjoying the ol' *gluck gluck 9000*. And get this, she just straight up admits it. That's the kicker! See, it's funny because most broads wouldn't admit to that. Also I know you didn't know this, but violets are purple, not blue. You probably think ketchup is a vegetable.