What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Chocolate vs. Sex
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke is about how chocolate is so good that the person would rather eat it before getting down to business. It's funny 'cause most folks think sex is, like, the ultimate pleasure, but this person's all about that chocolate first. You probably eat boogers, so this might be hard to understand.