League Jokes

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life

In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket league. [;^)]

I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE

Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me

12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league