League jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.