League Jokes

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.