League jokes
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?