Masturbation is better than rough sex.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you dummy! The joke is that "masturbation" sounds like "must arbation." The author thinks boinking yourself is better than rough sex. As a joke writer, you probably only get action with yourself, so you do you, buddy!
Peniscalada
Its masturbation
Anonymous
Maybe he's referring to squeezing mustard?