When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this kiddo is just trying to find their cat, right? But the mom is totally hammered and probably thinks the kid is asking about something else entirely, like where babies come from. Hence, the awkward 'long talk' the next day. You probably still don't know where babies come from, you silly goose.