Football Debut

Okay, so the joke is that this dude's first football game was super rough, just like his first time having the sexy time. He got all messed up, but then he says, "at least my Dad came." Now, "came" has two meanings here: one is that his Dad showed up to watch, and the other is, well, you know. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda gross, just like your taste in jokes, you big dummy.