Bangkok jokes

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.