Bangkok jokes

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.