Bangkok jokes

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.