Sex jokes
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Nutty.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Saw (DYM 69).
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.