Sex jokes
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Nutty.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.