Sex jokes
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Nutty.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.