Sex jokes
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Memes
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?