Sex jokes
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.