What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts
