Stoner Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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Anonymous
in Mathematician

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Dre Cuellar

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

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steph3n show

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Anonymous

Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Leo
in Weed

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

steph3n show

Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Anonymous

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.

Lester Piggotts

Anonymous

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.

Lester Piggotts cell mate.

Anonymous
in Offensive

what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers

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Anonymous
in FAR

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??

A stoner has papers πŸ˜‚