Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Stoner Jokes
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners
Stoners actually have papers
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts cell mate.
what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂