Stoner

Stoner Jokes

Common

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • Friend

    Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

    He was high on my list of priorities.

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  • Drunk

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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  • Pothead

    What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

    Road

    Why did the stoner cross the road?

    He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

    Difference

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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