What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
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