Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??

A stoner has papers 😂

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