Sex jokes
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Saw (DYM 69).
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.