Sex jokes
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Memes
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Suc my dic
Slob on my knob.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
penis balls cum <3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.