Sex jokes
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Saw (DYM 69).
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend?