Sex jokes

Gwen pegs Xavier.

Hey, I broke up with your girl.

-Me: What? Why?

Wait, what?

-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.

A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.

When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

The woman.

Where did daddy cum in the bed?...

Everywhere!

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

Suc my dic

Slob on my knob.

What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"