Sex jokes
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Memes
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.