Sex jokes
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.