So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin, Especially, Peter Pecker
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
