Sex jokes
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Memes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.