Sex jokes
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Vagina?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Memes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.