Sex jokes
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Vagina?
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.