Sex jokes

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

Vagina?

She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

What itches a lot?

Syphilis.

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.