When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Sex Jokes
Your penis is literally BLUE!
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Penis.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Anal sex is for A**holes.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
