Sex jokes
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Eat my butt.
F*ck my ass.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Vagina?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.