In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
So Duracell batteries do run out .
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
