I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
