Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What is a orphan fav no way home
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
