The 40+ Best Fantasy Jokes

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Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists

Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

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is it just me or you kids have imaginations

what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...

a ginger with friends

Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe

If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????

they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library

one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"