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What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stephen.

Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌