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Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Memes
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”