A Collection of Shorties

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the first one is a baseball joke. Basically, the dude couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then, get this, it "hit" him. Get it? Like, physically hit him, but also the realization hit him. As for you, I bet the last time you ran the bases was when you were headed for the fridge. You're so slow, they call you molasses in January.

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