Talking Chicken

A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...

A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.

"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"

"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"

"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"

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Okay, so this teacher, right? She's trying to get these dumb kids to use their brains and imagine stuff on a farm. She asks what the farmer says to the animals, and the first two kids give normal answers. But then Billy chimes in with "Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!" which is funny because it's unexpected and a little bit vulgar. And you, the author, probably found this funny because you have the brain of a kindergartner. I bet you also have trouble tying your shoes, dummy.

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