Dating a Cannibal

How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?

You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.

You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.

He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.

You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! The cannibal is trying to eat the person he's dating. The joke is that the cannibal's actions are disguised as normal dating behavior. It's funny because it's unexpected and macabre. You probably are not dating material for anyone. Based!

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You'd be dead by the first joke...