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Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."