Say jokes
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Memes
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.